TORONTO AUGUST 18, 2006 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Tard's Club Band |
Nice pink shades! |
Gus Tard loving those gold shoulders! |
Crazy fucks!> |
Fox Tard assumes the position! |
Fox Tard takes a nap! |
John Tard, jealous of Fox Tard, takes a break of his own! |
BRAMPTON AUGUST 19, 2006 - Van's packed and ready to go |
Honk if you think THE 3TARDS suck! |
Le Tard apparently thinks THE 3TARDS suck bad! |
MONTREAL AUGUST 19, 2006 - Entering Quebec |
Cafe Chaos> |
3tards Roadie cooks up some filet mignon in the alleyway behind the club |
Le Tard loves his meat! |
Need we say more? |
Fox Tard gets some tail! |
Good morning poutine! |
Le Tard's in cheese curd heaven! |
John Tard takes a roadside poutine shit! |
John Tard zipping up> |
Fox Tard's fucked up allergy eyes |
RIVIERE-DU-LOUP AUGUST 20, 2006 - Crazy waterfall boys! |
John Tard was overwhelmed by the romantic waterfall |
HALIFAX AUGUST 22, 2006 - Entering Nova Scotia |
Gay cowboy Le Tard loves his little camera purse! |
Citadel Hill with the newest Tard |
Which way is the wind blowing? |
Super cool tough guy promo pick at Halifax harbour> |
This fucking tugboat really pissed us off! |
Poutine AND a Donair??!? |
Wrong way? Guess we should head home... |
Le Tard could kick Winston's ass! |
Lazy-ass 3tarded Roadie |
Gus Tard at Gus' Pub |
You know you've made it when... |
Le Tard should have thought ahead...> |
Very impressive, Merch Tard |
John Tard shows Nikki and Meagan his moves |
BBQ Tard? Or 3tard Roadie? You decide |
MONCTON AUGUST 23, 2006 - Entering New Brunswick |
Marshmallow Burger Heaven! |
Paramount Lounge |
I think we can all agree on BBQ Tard |
Keeping John Tard at bay in the van!> |
Dreaming of poutine... |
Sunrise in Nova Scotia |
NEWFOUNDLAND FERRY AUGUST 24, 2006 - Fox Tard loves boats! |
John Tard and his groupies |
The boys chill in the berth on the boat |
The Atlantic Ocean |
"I'm king of the world!" |
4 semen, I mean Seamen> |
Roadie's toupee blows off |
John Tard's ex-boyfriend is not happy with John's new boyfriend - Gus Tard |
Newfoundland ho! |
Entering Newfoundland |
Creepy van Tards! |
CORNER BROOK AUGUST 25, 2006 - Jamming with Gus Tard's dad and his band |
Le Tard gets some blues action into him |
This guy had his arm cut off by a chop saw and had it reattached - AND CAN STILL PLAY GUITAR!> |
John Tard's broken toe from a Moncton stage-diving mishap |
New Kids shirt and an axe - sounds like a fun Friday night! |
Something about Fox Tard playing video games gets John Tard all horny |
Pretty in Pink with Gus Tard's cousin Natalie |
Rastard! |
Gus Tard and his shit fish! |
All John Tard caught was the Newfie flu! |
The only 3TARDS that really matter! |
John Tard kisses Gus Tard's parents' ass! |
Gus Tard and his folks Gus Sr. and Jean |
This picture looks staged, but it's not... Fox Tard and John Tard actually passed out like this! |
Gus Sr. can't believe the idiots his son hangs out with! |
Le Tard with Gus's Aunt Ruby and Natalie |
Gus Tard's Mom's homemade bread... MMMMMMM! |
Gus Tard and Le Tard discuss Fox & John sleeping together on the couch |
Le Rastard! |
John Tard gives Gus's mom a big juicy Mainlander kiss! |
Fox Tard drinks from the Monster Jug - he wasn't seen for three days |
Le Tard likes his woman small and his beers GIGANTIC! |
Natalie, Fox & Ruby |
True love - forever together! |
Gus Tard on drums in his hometown for the first time ever! |
Le Tard is rocking out! |
John Tard's ridiculous green microphone> |
3tard Roadie and Ruby |
John Tard breaks SOMETHING again... |
The old after-show party! |
ST. JOHN'S AUGUST 26, 2006 - On the way to the East Coast |
John Tard makes some room in the van... by taking off his pants |
Look out St. John's! |
John Tard shoots the shit with some of the local 3TARDS fans |
These guys drove 7 hours from Corner Brook just to see us twice in two nights!> |
Jane and her boyfriend assault a sleeping Moose...er Fox Tard |
McLobster is Back! |
CHARLOTTETOWN AUGUST 29, 2006 - Entering PEI |
Le Tard breaks free of the moose trap, but can't find his way out! |
John Tard puts his vibrating toothbrush in Roadie's hand for half an hour before he notices... there was some moaning though... |
Le Tard's sculpture - the only pussy any of us saw all trip! |
Computer punk Tards - keeping up on our myspaces |
Fox Tard describes his dick to the local radio station right before John Tard got on the air!> |
Eating some moose meat from Gus's family that the club cooked up for us |
Fuck does Le Tard love to eat! |
Baba's Lounge |
Charlottetown should quit smoking |
Soundcheck at Baba's |
Fox Tard takes a snooze at Dr. Unk's place |
PEI free to get in, $40.50 to leave on Confederation Bridge |
"We're going back to fucking New Brunswick again??!?"> |
FREDERICTON AUGUST 30, 2006 - Re-entering New Brunswick (for like the fifth time, including drive-throughs) |
Le Tard finally snaps and goes after John Tard - Jim Duggan style! |
John Tard avoids the evil Le Tard rabbit ears! |
Pre-show BBQ with promoter Remy and the Rocking Argentos |
John Tard talking shit again in his stupid green shoes |
Mmmmm moose steaks and moose burgers |
Bugaboo Creek |
Le Tard and Fox Tard with promoter Remy and his door guy> |
3 beers for a 3TARDS! |
The old Nude Tard! |
The boys kick Fredericton's ass! |
And then John Tard goes down! |
"I'll Be Back, Fredericton" |
KINGSTON AUGUST 31, 2006 - Back in Ontario |
Don't feed the birds sugar cubes |
Fox Tard could take no more of John Tard's bullshit!> |
Fox Tard ass-aults John Tard in the front seat! |
Smijies |
OSHAWA SEPTEMBER 1, 2006 - The van blows a tire on the 410! |
Sheldon comes and changes the tire! |
Le Tard blows a tire of his own at the same time! |
The Dungeon |
Finger Puppet Tards |
Fox Tard seeks new employment!> |
End of the tour, 7500 kilometres, 1 broken toe, and a lifetime of hilarious stories to tell! |